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Kinda slow in here.. let's liven things up with some jokes. I'll start.




How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






Two. Nobody knows how they got in the lightbulb though.
 

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A guy walks into a library and asks the lady at the front desk if she has any books about turtles.
She replies: Hard Back?
He responds: Yes, and they have tiny feet and heads too....

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Hahaha good ones.


Did you know that squirrels die after they have sex?



(What? No they dont)




All the ones I had sex with did.:devilish:
 
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