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OK so we have all heard Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck if so lets come up with some of our own. We all know we are obsessed with what we do so lets at least get a laugh or two out of it. Mine might not be any good but since I thought of it I will attempt to go first.

You might be a brute rider if you spent more money on repairs last year than your car/truck is worth.

...when you put all your spare parts in you truck for a ride it doubles your trucks value.

...you save spare parts all year just so you can sell them for money to go to mud nats.

Lets see what y'all got.
 

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You might be a Brute rider if:

You see nothing but Honda's behind you.
 

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You might be a Brute rider if:

You buy one of the most powerful machines on the market but still feel like you need to tinker with it to get just a little more power.
 

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You Might Be A Brute Rider if:

...You know what BFWDP means.
...You constantly have to stop & wait for your buddies to catch up. :rockn:
...YOU LOVE M.I.M.B.!!
...You know what a 3" Rubber 90* is.
...Your front wheels never touch the ground.
 

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if you constantly say to yer buddies, "No man don't go buy em.. check out mimb and go to lowes.. 80 bucks bro!!"
 

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Your wallet is empty!

(Mods that is)
 

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if you are always pulling hondas out.
if your tires on the atv are bigger that your truck.
if you have longer arms then legs.
 

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if your tires on the atv are bigger that your truck

I like that one...and that definitely applies here....lol
 

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....if you can do a burn out in the middle of a paved road, pull wheelies from a 15 mph roll,out run over half the sport ATVs made and still think "you need more power!!!"
 

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....you bought a winch, but not for you, for all your buddies who don't drive one.
 

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if you are always looking back to see your buddies.
if rookies always ask if you have a turbo in there.
if you spend countless hours on a forum reading post on how to better your brute.
 

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....you installed rear view mirrors.
 
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